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Your name is Anna and you are as hot as the flames of hell these bitches are going to....Just kidding. You're probably the biggest loser on the Internet and like to act more gay than is socially acceptible. You sometimes pretend you have a life...but let's face it. You're fooling no one.
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tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

spicyshimmy:

me when somebody mentions star trek

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cisboys:

gender: image

"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"

plightofthevalkyries:

Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.

Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.

They are the English majors. 

They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

annoyingclaudia:

people being assholes about tfios

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straightwhiteboyproblems:


take me home….

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

seselapod:

[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS TO KISS YOU A LOT]

asheathes:

I love Augustus Waters and all but if someone came up to me with a cigarette in his mouth and was like “it’s a fucking metaphor haha” I would probably walk away…