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zeldathemes
Okay?
Okay.
Your name is Anna and you are as hot as the flames of hell these bitches are going to....Just kidding. You're probably the biggest loser on the Internet and like to act more gay than is socially acceptible. You sometimes pretend you have a life...but let's face it. You're fooling no one.
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mister-mummy:

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

lilplanty:

lilplanty:

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neitherheavenorhell:

I liked Augustus Waters. I really, really, really liked him. I liked the way his story ended with someone else. I liked his voice. I liked that he took existentially fraught free throws. I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointment in the Department of Having a Voice That Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

Geoff, the gents.

mycroftslittlebrother:

221B Baker Street is so important.

hashtagbenedict:

his last vow [x]

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

toastdurr:

hAH